double a battery

A male who lasts long in bed

Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*

by Sub2willne September 16, 2017

Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

by AfricanJezus May 6, 2009

Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."

by ronald514930 September 11, 2009

Battenburg

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.

'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'

by I Ate The World October 1, 2005

battle metal

1. A 2004 debut album by metal band Turisas.
2. A sub-genre of black metal created by the above band.

Fast, fast, fast, fast, faster than the lightning strikes!
Battle Metal is amazing, I can't wait to hear the next Turisas album!

by dila May 11, 2006

Battle Scars

Spots where skin has rubbed off of the genitalia from masturbating with a subtence that is too thin

water, body soap, dish soap, siliva, or anything else that would be stupid to use would be considered in giving you Battle Scars!

by SoberLeprechaun October 13, 2010