Brandon

The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.

OMG, he's such a Brandon!

by zooosha July 1, 2011

Brannon

A scouser term for failure. in the olden days in liverpool when a couple mated out of wedlock and if the coupling is fruitful and produces a male bastard offspring, it is named Brannon.

James my ass! you're a brannon if i ever saw one!

you're such a worrywort! stop being such a brannon!

by junkyville December 3, 2007

Dark Brandon

A 'Dark Brandon' is the little turd you make when you shit your pants.

Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."

by Steve Hoflenson August 9, 2022

Let's go Brandon

A politically correct way to express your feelings towards the 46th president of the United States Joe Biden instead of saying "Fuck Joe Biden"

Let's Go Brandon came to use after Cbs interviewer, Kelli Stavast, mistook the crowds chant "Fuck Joe Biden" for "let's go Brandon" while interviewing Brandon Brown after his win during the NASCAR Xfinity Series on October 2nd, 2021.

How do you feel about the presidency?

" Let's go Brandon"

let's go Brandon, I miss Trump

by Miles513 October 9, 2021

Brandon

The definition of a scraight goon to the screets who just doesnt care.

Damn brandons a scraight up goon and he dont caea

by goony562 March 21, 2009

Barnson

A person who believes in Barney the purple dinosaur

Person 1: "Are you a Barnson?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I believe in Barney.'

by secretfilesx December 10, 2019

Brandon

A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.

Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco!

Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.

Fred" That kid is a Brandon

Random Guy: napster.

by Brandon-Pablo December 7, 2010