Booty Blindness 

When dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues.

"Dude, what does Sam see in her? She likes punching babies. And old people!"

"He's got the booty blindness."

Booty Blindness by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

nostalgia blindness

A condition in which fond memories of something cause a failure to perceive it objectively at a later time.

Thanks to my nostalgia blindness, I feel that movie I saw when I was six years old is still great, even though it doesn't hold up anymore.

nostalgia blindness by Razum Tazum August 20, 2020

blander 

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

blander by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

bindipper 

Scouser - Inhabitant of Liverpool (Self Pity City).
see also dipper
Habits:
Foraging for food in dustbins
Addicted to grief
Granny stabbing
Compensation claims
Drug abuse
Complete lack of humility or self deprecation
Thieving
Stabbing people in Stanley Park
Depositing phlegm on anyone within a 8 ft radius when talking

Look at those Bindippers - look at those dirty scousers foraging for food.

bindipper by bruv . October 13, 2007

Post Ejaculatory Blindness 

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

Post Ejaculatory Blindness by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Bland 

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

Bland by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Blinding Python 

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

Blinding Python by that engel guy March 21, 2012