baby shooter

Name for the male genitalia.

Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.

by maggie cate May 29, 2008

babybrawn

Adjective. Describes the physical composition of a body, typically male. Specifically, a muscular physique covered with a layer of baby-fat.

Man, that James used to be fit, but now he is just babybrawn.

by _K- February 28, 2009

Baby Portal

Vagina, pink sink, vergina, or any other form of the word vagina, derived from latin vaginus, meaning without glory rod.

Prepare to receive my love plasm in your baby portal!

by Minge Broker April 8, 2009

baby fear

The prodigious fear of babies.

Jim was afraid to get too close to the small humans. He had the baby fear.

by Myth Ookami January 23, 2010

Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011

baby-daddy-less

Refers to the fact that a person does not/did not have a father figure in their life.

LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.

by mike87111 June 15, 2011

Baby Arming

the act of nursing your beer or drink of choice for far too long.
similar to cheryling

Hey Cheryl quit baby arming that shit, its getting warm!

Jon your baby arming ways are making you feminine.

by MitchNBrando November 7, 2011