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Breeder

Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.

Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:

"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.
by Failurebitch July 14, 2025
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Bender Reveal Party

The party you have after you come out as gay.
I came out earlier today. Im having a Bender Reveal Party later. You wanna cum?
by Tigermoff August 4, 2025
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Breeder

Fuck yourself breeder. They aren't that important. Get his kids specifically if they imprison me. He will like it the least.
Hym "No. Fuck you breeder."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
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Beder

a name that literally nobody in the world has except a few, we need to make this name mainstream please i need more beder's in my life please
Hey Beder, that's a really cool name you have dude!
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Benderaka

Hey look! It's Benderaka. He's simply the best
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beeper

Its what a synth (Vader_san) would say to other synths
your a silly beeper!
by blaze da synth December 23, 2025
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bit bender

Low man on the computer programming totem pole. Turns other peoples ideas into code.
Stick him in a cubby. He's just a bit bender. We can get those by the bus load.
by kurcules July 27, 2010
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