bastard sauce

male ejaculate, but more specifically, ejaculate that creates a bastard child.

"the condom broke and i got my bastard sauce all up in her vag"

by molotovCT October 20, 2008

bastard belly

cum bubble, thera

That bastard belly is just another Thera who probably doesn't even know who the father is.

by crusty roach vag October 23, 2008

barsthole

1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.

2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.

A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.

Also shortened to barst.

Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!

Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting

Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.

You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"

by CatonR July 8, 2009

Bastard

child with unwed parents who make sweet loving without the idea of making a child, the child is often unwanted and throw in a trash can in the hood

wesley is a bastard because he ironically was the ring bearer at his own parents wedding. thats some drawin shit

by Jeff Bagwell August 19, 2005

Emo Bastard

A guy that doesnt exsist. Emos arent bastards. They might be misunderstood by you lesser accepting people out there, but just because they are different does not give you the right to steriotype them as bastards. Emo bastard is not a correct term.

Prep:look at that emo bastard over there, hes such a bastard
Me:why is he a bastard?
Prep: because hes an emo
Me:wtf?

by Emilyyyyyy8vvv November 11, 2006