The Baldageddon

When you start to lose your hair and the balding process starts

Niall: Mark the sun is reflecting off your bald head, do you mind wearing a hat?
Mark: When the Baldageddon hits you, you're going to be so sorry

by Gran Pavesi November 27, 2023

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It balded

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

by Thelxw April 26, 2024

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Twitter/X user that is a Barcelona fan and owns all his jobless mutuals (especially Vardrid fans).

Joined Twitter years ago but still yet to take an L.

Considered to be the best Twitter user oat due to his incredible takes week in and week out.

He will be there when Barcelona win the sextuple in the 2024/25 season

Who is the best Twitter user oat? Magical_Balde

"Own him Walde"
"cook him Walde"

by LionelMessi_10goat May 4, 2024

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Will Baldeon

Will is a great guy who likes listening to Spotify. If you meet this guy, say hi.

Will Baldeon is a cool guy.

by 13wbaldwi November 17, 2024

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Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

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