When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.
by KaiShotto May 09, 2020
by TheMiner112 October 06, 2016
The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
by Warrior ninja October 25, 2019
The small piss droplets found on public toilet seats due to the ignorance of those who forgot to lift up the seat.
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long?"
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."
by Thebr00klinKnyght20X2 January 24, 2020
When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
by The danster August 18, 2018
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 09, 2020
That nameless banana is a pretty cool fruit
by Jerrybatsford420 September 15, 2014