Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

by Egua November 6, 2018

Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017

banana fiend

The most dangerous of criminals. The only way to defeat him is to make him drop the banana, the eat it, effectively disarming him. Guns also work

"It's very simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend." "Suppose he's got a pointed stick?" "Shut up!!"

by Ghostsharklegs January 5, 2019

The main banana

1. The main point to an idea.
2. You will succeed if you only know this one source of information.

3. The central idea.

1. We will not fail this test if we know the cranial nerves that's The main banana.
2. Never spend your money before you have it, that's the main banana.

by ello122222 June 12, 2018

Banana Plane

A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.

Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!

by Publord Corgi July 17, 2018

Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).

That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!

by Lotharin August 5, 2018