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Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"
"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."
by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011
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crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.
Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.
by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022
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Banana Towtruck

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off
I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck
by Bigballerbuddy214 June 15, 2015
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Banana connection

As in when two bananas connect
The act of two bananas becoming one
Man look at those bananas connecting
“I know, that’s a banana connection
by Banana connection September 9, 2018
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Banana Plane

A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.
Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!
by Publord Corgi July 17, 2018
mugGet the Banana Planemug.

Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!
by Lotharin August 5, 2018
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