Makin' the bacon

A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.

"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".

"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"

by toespider September 24, 2020

Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 17, 2017

Bacon head

A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.

Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !

by Bacon head May 31, 2018

Bacon Bangs

Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.

oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!

by joerene December 3, 2010

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

bacon osu

The best person in existence.

Oh bacon osu? He is a god.

by anonymous July 9, 2021

empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

by Garpike September 14, 2011