Stunt arse 

A northern man who take the place of a non-homosexual person in a gay porn film!

Actors: oh yeah, oh john your a big boy I want to feel you inside my arse!
Director: AAAND CUT! Bring in the stunt arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh I do hope I have enough lube for today’s shoot I was taking cock all last night as seemed to hardly have any left!
Actors: Time to pound that arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh yeah, you know how I like it!

Stunt arse by Dave Wild October 11, 2008

Shovel arse 

The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".

Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!

Shovel arse by zappaz October 20, 2008

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

total arse bastard by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Genie Arse 

Genius.

Cheers mate! You are a genie arse!

Genie Arse by Good Ol Jasper July 11, 2010

sunburnt arse 

A sunburnt arse is a person whose face has become so swollen with sunburn that it looks like an arse (of generic appearance). Typically of English origin. There are no know cures.

babe: 'hey whats that baboon on heat doing staring at my tits ?'
dude: 'thats just a sunburnt arse!'

sunburnt arse by wise_spatula February 14, 2012

squank arse 

Squank arse. A absoluty disgusting whore who enjoys sex with animals and gives blumkins at children fares for money, you can usually pick out a squank from a mile away due to the reeking smell of fish and and rotten dog shit.

Oh man, i can smell a squank arse, or is that a fish shop?

squank arse by Thesnowbank December 7, 2014

Elbow Arse 

A woman who has an arse that resembles a pair of elbows

If you like that skinny birds elbow arse, you're in the elbow arse brigade.

Elbow Arse by Bushead March 30, 2015