Winning

You wouldn't hear about as many female athletes shooting up in the neck in a postseason game. Females live longer because they're chicken shot about taking unnecessary risks with their bodies like that, even if they're chicken shit, they're still alive at 70 something in greater numbers than males are.

Females are no less desperate than males to win at something, they're just more desperate to live to win another day at something, which is why they usually live longer lifespans which is like winning to them.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

bi-winning

Winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.

Charlie Sheen (while smoking): Wow, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess, you know, that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by The Crimson Win March 25, 2011

Winning at tic tac toe

Having three orgasms (O’s) in a row

Winning at tic tac toe is a good way to unwind, I won at tic tac toe last night and it was great!

by just another random rando July 16, 2021

Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.

by Teh Nibblorz September 9, 2010

Winning

What Charlie Sheen is currently doing. It's made out of tiger blood. :d

Interviewer: Are you bipolar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. Win here, win there, win everywhere.

by MikalMirkas March 28, 2011

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Win from losing

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.

Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me…
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.

by Zebracakesaresatire May 13, 2023