Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Tool

Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog

"I am such a tool".

by DarkLarynx September 5, 2011

healing tool

a healing tool is someone a woman uses until they are ready to be in a serious relatinship

i was just with him as a healing tool

by heyyoustop November 5, 2023

Tool

Trump

The prez's a tool.

by Thunder Rama August 15, 2018

Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

Tool

A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.

Oh fucking Tim is a tool...

by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020

spawn tool

An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring

The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool

by Fire Burst August 27, 2017