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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
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wow bens mum is such a milf
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(M)an, (I) (L)ove (F)olklore
When the 24tj of july comes, it means that it’s folklore’s birthday, so the expression milf it’s commonly used among swifties to express their love for folklore
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Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
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Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.
by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020
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MILF

Man I Love Football, or more commonly, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 23, 2022
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