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Jake Jackson

Maddest of all mad lads...
"That Jake Jackson bloke really knows how to rip a cone"
by yuck fourself June 1, 2020
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Jake Paul

by DEFINITELYNOTTEAJAZZ July 13, 2020
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Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost
Woah, I have Jake Paul.
by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020
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jake paul

jake paul another word for cancer

"woah dude i think i have jake paul!" "no worries i have mrbeast pills"
"woah dude i think i have jake paul!" "no worries i have mrbeast pills"
by 564GVB;/HP7 October 14, 2020
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Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.
by Alibali September 4, 2013
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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
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Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent
i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now
by skdlggvh November 28, 2011
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