scotch goose

a sausage with a feather in it

willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it

by infinitelytrue March 17, 2009

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.

Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!

by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013

goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.

Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.

by JodaWS November 27, 2013

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

goose-neck

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment

Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck

by Lucky out August 9, 2016