Wrestle the Fudge Weasel

Take a shit

After eating a lunch of broccoli and beans, I told my boss I was going to go to the bathroom and wrestle the fudge weasel.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Wrestle a fudge weasel

To take a shit

Person A: after eating that large lunch of beans and broccoli I have to go to the bathroom and wrestle a fudge weasel.

Person B: make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done.

by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong

Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck

by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016