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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
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Wanker

A word to describe an idiot or annoying person an inefficient person

A person that wants too much
Wanker
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Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it
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Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".
Martin is such a jolly wanker.
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Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?
by LegalEagality February 23, 2023
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Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous
Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker
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wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.
"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"
by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023
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