Urban Dictionary

UrbanDictionaryception

My Friend:
“You should post a definition on urban dictionary about urban dictionary”

Me:

by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary

What kind of dumbass looks up "Urban Dictionary" on the Urban Dictionary?

Are you retarded or something?
(I had to put urban dictionary here so ignore this)

by Shaydows May 19, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A retarded website that makes people put random definitions

Urban Dictionary Is soooo good

by the_super_boss May 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

What you are on right now.

Person A: "What are you on?"
Person B: "Urban Dictionary."

by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

Urban Dicktator

An Urban dictator who's a fakin' snob.

Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.

by giant salamanders eat pant May 14, 2020

Urban Turkey

A fat city pigeon

That urban Turkey just snatched my food.

by Ruby D the rapper April 22, 2023

Urban wildlife

Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.

I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.

by eyehustlin May 13, 2014