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Urban Dictionary

Person A: "What are you on?"
Person B: "Urban Dictionary."
by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

An awesome website designed for people to give out, and show definitions or words, terms ETC.
“I need the definition of retard! What is it?”
“Check the Urban Dictionary, retard!”
by DEUCE+TURD March 22, 2018
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Urban Dicktator

Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
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urban dictionary

1: A place to post slang that isn't on the dictionary.
2: A place where teenagers post definitions of sex moves that they have probably have not done before.
3: A place to insult bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, so #4'ers could see them.
4: A place to look up the definitions of your favorite bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, only to get a barrage of shit definitions that #3'ers post.
1: hey what does bootylicious mean? i guess i'll look it up on urban dictionary. hey what does

2: hey lets make every word on this damn site related to a sex move. let's make "bowel movement" the name of a type of sex move where you {this and that and this and that}.

3: hey, i fucking hate apple, why not let out my anger on ud? hey, arrested development is the worst fucking show in the world, why not let some steam out on ud?

4: hey, i fucking LOVE apple, why not look it up on ud? hey, arrested development is the best fucking show in the world, i'll look it up on ud!
by isurelikefruitpie December 4, 2011
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urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.
No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.
by lynsioux June 12, 2009
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Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
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urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.
Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.
by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017
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