Turd Whistle

A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.

"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"

by fartsupply August 6, 2018

Turd Tethered

When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.

I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.

by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011

Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.

Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd

by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021

morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

turd wannabes

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.

My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.

by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015

turd talon

The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!

Fuck a poop pigeon, the turd talon is about to dominate that sweet ass of yours...CACAW

by Freemilk March 11, 2020

Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg June 2, 2011