Tijuana Tube Sock

To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.

"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"

by CustyJoe November 4, 2011

Fun tube

The tube that the fun stick goes into, otherwise known as a fun tube.

Keith: Hey Ashley, I wanna fuck you so bad! Im so horny!
Ashley: Sorry keith, my fun tube is off limits this time of the month.

by AshandMich November 12, 2011

Boob Tube

American slang for Pornographic videos on the Internet. And/or specifically "The Hub."

"So what's you're go to catagory on the Boob Tube?"

by Rummage April 23, 2020

tube

a cigarette

Gotta spare tube?

by Wild Bill December 9, 2003

n00b tube

A glass tube in Super Metroid. This tube must be blown up to allow access to Draygon, the boss of Maridia. This is the first time Power Bombs are required to advance. Questions asked about this on the GameFAQs Super Metroid board will be stabbed with a spork.

OMG how do I get to Maridia boss!?!?!?! HElP ME!!!1!1!1!1!!

by ShadowZero313 March 8, 2004

The Tube

(noun)

A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.

"You shouldn't look at me that way - you'll give me the tube!"

by Sir Garence July 24, 2009

tube

1. All purpose term for genitals (penises or vaginas).
2. Someone who acts like a dick (male or female).

1. Grab your tube masturbate, male or female.
2. What a tube / that girl is such a tube!

by callumlikeiseeum October 7, 2010