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Trump Tower

This is when you take a (consensual) shit on someone's chest, sprinkle crushed cheetos on it and then shout "Its Yuge!"
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Ever since I trump towered my wife, she wont look me in the eye or let me around the kids anymore.
by L0rd Sithus December 21, 2018
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Trump

A man who was birthed looking like a peeled orange, yet his hair looks like a flat piece of corn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mexican woman: why is Trump’s wife thirty years older than him? :O
Mexican child: mama his wife is a gold digger hoe :D
Mexican woman: .
by BionicNooob February 9, 2019
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Trumpaholism

A mental condition in which an individual worships Donald Trump and everything he says to the point that he can do no wrong. Trumpaholics will defend Trump no matter the circumstances and even change their political beliefs to be in line with their God Emporer Trump. Symptoms include wearing red MAGA hats, chanting "Build That Wall", and bashing other Conservatives who refuse to support Trump's big government positions such as increased debt and his support of some gun control measures that contradict conservative & libertarian ideology.
I posted on Facebook about how Trump increasing the national debt is counter productive to fiscal conservatism and this lady suffering from Trumpaholism commented calling me a liberal snowflake.
by Libertarian Sports Nut August 5, 2019
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Trump

A rare sub-human species mainly consisted of one family spawned in the bowels of the New York City sewer system. Trumps are a vile, nasty, thin skinned, racist, raping, lying, self centered, unintelligent, criminal, fat, cheating, bad hair, treasonous, rosacea faced, demagogic, potentially incestuous, small handed creatures with an uncanny ability to con extremely dumb Americans.
Man says to wife on a Washington DC tour; "With all this damn security at the White House how in the hell did that God forsaken Trump get in here?"
by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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Trump

That person is Trump
by Azi Dahaka October 9, 2019
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Trump Degenerative Disorder

A disorder that degenerates the nervous system and is spread by people who believe in trump conspiracies, buy or wear his merchandise, go to his rallies, or are his fans. Trump specifically suffers most.
Symptoms include: Rejection of Criticism, narcissism, Downplay, stupidity, incorrect grammar, insane thoughts, racism, pedophilia, and constant hand gestures while talking.
Trump Degenerative Disorder prevention is the worst mental disorder we have ever faced, with millions of people suffer from each day. It is preventable my disregarding Qanon and extremist group and conspiracies of trump.
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obsessive trump disorder

Urban Dictionary's obsession with Trump oriented words of the day.
Hey Joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-Trump email definitions?
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!
by theway146 February 7, 2017
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