Horse Toothed Jackass

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.

"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."

by Lo Wang August 14, 2003

glittery toothbrush

Glittery toothbrush is a game mainly used for gay guys.
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game

Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)

by Mrs.Duck August 16, 2006

Toot

An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.

Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!

by fatcroot September 23, 2009

[toothpick down a volcano]

the toothpick represents the penis and the volcano represents the large well used gaping vagina.

"Bangin' that ho was like dropping a toothpick down a volcano.I had to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in!"

by the doll August 15, 2006

toothbrush scan

When you bring a date to your place and she scans your bathroom for evidence of another girl living with you.
Usually the search begins by looking for a second toothbrush.

"Hey Girl, will you stop digging through my medicine cabinet?! I told you I'm single. There's no need to do a toothbrush scan"

by csguy December 11, 2009

ripped toosh

when you pass some gas with some friends

hey jon guess What? yes Robby? i just ripped toosh majorly

by jrhcrapo December 2, 2009

bust a toot

smoke a one hitter or batty

hey you wanna go bust a toot

by tuke July 11, 2006