Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
ORly bro
by Frauggu March 10, 2017
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Get the Devil's Tools mug.>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content.
>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".
>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.
>Perfers quanity over quality.
>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.
>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.
>Is a compulsive liar.
>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.
>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.
>Has a collection of enemies
>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible
>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.
>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this
>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)
>Have an annoying catch phrase
>Suck at telling jokes
>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things
>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible
>Rejects of socialites.
>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool
>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)
>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.
>You cant build a house without tools.
>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".
>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.
>Perfers quanity over quality.
>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.
>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.
>Is a compulsive liar.
>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.
>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.
>Has a collection of enemies
>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible
>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.
>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this
>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)
>Have an annoying catch phrase
>Suck at telling jokes
>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things
>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible
>Rejects of socialites.
>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool
>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)
>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.
>You cant build a house without tools.
Human: I just bought an 8th of some decent weed for 55 dollars!
Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***
Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**
Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***
Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**
Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
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Get the Tool mug.A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
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