cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

got fed on tax

When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.

Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....

by DaBoosh February 2, 2024

Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

Fanum tax

its a tax idiot. anyways fanum is a guy who barges in kai cenat's stream and he brings food. So fanum tax is just to yoink food

person one: I got food
person two snatch food
person one: i just got fanum taxxed :(

by CURSEOFRA December 10, 2023

Fanum Tax

To Steal something or to take with permission

Bro rizzed his way into Fanum Taxing shorty’s cash.

by Wolé August 17, 2024

tax desert

A definite area within a larger city/municipality in which the tax revenue generated is considerably less than the areas around it.
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.

A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)

The South Loop of Chicago used to be a "tax desert" but was renovated and now serves as a major tourist destination in the city.

by 312Aquaponics June 7, 2011

Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.

"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "

by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023