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P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
mugGet the P Loadmug.

smyess load

(sm-yes) n. an overly decorated or exaggerated person, place, or thing;
v. to greatly overdo something; most frequently used to refer to one's appearance
Dude...either take off the necklace, the bracelet, the earrings, the chain wallet, the watch, the belt buckle, the sunglasses, or the hat, because you are totally smyess loading it.
by Tsnake250 January 1, 2008
mugGet the smyess loadmug.

The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
mugGet the The Loadmug.

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.
We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020
mugGet the loaded burglar alarmmug.

Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".
I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.
by A COOMER May 24, 2022
mugGet the Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bombmug.

Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.
The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.
by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019
mugGet the Electrical loadmug.

Load the pipe

Pack ganja doobie into bong bowl piece paraphernalia.
Do you want to load the pipe before we leave ?
by Jasminejones January 20, 2024
mugGet the Load the pipemug.

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