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Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.
-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.
by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018
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flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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Flat orange

A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
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Down the flats

A scenic place where the boys could have a “bit on”, whether it’s down, in, on, around or across the flats.Normally a location where you chuck some pots in or go flick some yabby’s.
The big Cambodian woke up dustier than a ceiling fan after a big night and he pissed his swag,could say he had a bit on down the flats.
by Tatto the ferret November 23, 2023
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kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar
Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
mugGet the kevlar flat smackmug.

Flat earther

A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.
Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.
by Keigh See March 13, 2023
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Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.
Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.
by Angie Says So June 8, 2015
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