Flat

Being FLAT broke

Dang I can’t go to the store I’m flat right now

by Blackmigo954 September 5, 2021

flat

flat is justice

flat is life

by Moaup September 5, 2017

flat

your mom, your sister, your paper, your sidewalk.

kyle: your sister is so flat bro. she looks like a piece of paper.
me: no u

by chileoragnes January 1, 2022

flat

if someone says you are flat, it means ur flat basically.
oinkawa dooru is a very well represented demonstration of this term referring to his FLAT ASS

guy 1; "ayO lOokiE hErE, ShE flat aSfFFFFf"
guy 2; "nah nah she built like a door deadass"
guy 3; " but she do be flat like thattttttt"

by hot2dmengobrrrrr May 24, 2021

flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by anonymous June 4, 2025

flat-backed

Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.

"Bro was so flat-backed last night, we had to roll him onto a yoga mat and hope for the best."

by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

Flat-Backing

To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical

*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"

by BMiller58 December 24, 2022