i dont fight

That’s the shooter speaking

Derek: You got an issue bud *bucks up*
Jordan: I dont fight . *proceeds to pull out the 9*

by MrAirItOut December 4, 2022

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National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

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Mexican Bear Fight

A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.

Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.

by Dedering September 2, 2016

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A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.

Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.

by Brian Salts January 13, 2009

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Dominican tickle fight

When four baseball players jack off a rookie while they all giggle like schoolgirls.

The new Texas Rangers Dominican prospect was subjected to a Dominican Tickle Fight when he joined the team.

by AZking November 21, 2016

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Minnesota Snowball Fight

When a girl jerks a guy off into her hand, gets up, walks casually away, turns and yells 'SNOWBALL FIGHT!' before hurling the cum in his direcrion.

Tyrone: Oh baby, that hand job was epic!
....
Brittany: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
Tyrone: WFT bitch! Why did you do that for?
Brittany: shit boo; cause its the Minnesota snowball fight, ha!

by luberlust March 11, 2015

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