Noun: Fart Star (fährt-stär)
A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.
Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.
A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.
Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.
by Human Overth June 18, 2011
Get the Fart Starmug. A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.
Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."
by Derek R. August 8, 2006
Get the wet-fartmug. the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.
by I'mTotallyNotDave November 15, 2010
Get the fart camomug. by uniTARDo March 23, 2009
Get the piddle fartmug. A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."
by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009
Get the fart cushionmug. the disgusting, but yet somewhat endearing, smell of flatulence after consuming 1 or more pickles in rapid succession.
by desperadopicklefarter September 14, 2011
Get the pickle fartmug. John: Dude, Mike, this is your 1 millionth fart today, wtf is up with you????
Mike: Ya i went to the doctor, he said i have Fart Sick.
Mike: Ya i went to the doctor, he said i have Fart Sick.
by ebraman809 April 19, 2009
Get the fart sickmug.