Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.

by QuacksO July 6, 2018

Pie Eater

The most vicious, savage human being on earth. Being a Pie Eater is a sin, it is recommended that one does not become a pie eater in this day and age

Oh! Toby from Edinburgh? Yeah hes definitely a Pie Eater, I wouldn't go near him

by Macgyver January 19, 2019

fad eater

A person who indiscriminately adopts the latest diets and eating trends without a health condition requiring or recommending them.

OMG, Becky is such a fad eater. Last week she started Crossfit and went totally Paleo. This week she decided to start on the Whole 30.

by Cricket McJunkins June 4, 2018

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Algae eater

When two lesbians link vaginas, scissor style!

Damn look at those algae eaters!

by Awwww ya May 26, 2018

Teep Eater

Someone who likes the taste of the tip of a males penis

¨You're are such a Teep Eater"

by burdenbageater69 April 16, 2018

Relentless Eater

fat person

Yo Stewart look at that big a** relentless eater over there.

by Stewart the plate cleaner May 28, 2018