by Enrique Villareal January 26, 2003
Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.
Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.
by Ned23 February 14, 2008
j-lo and ben affleck
by AnTwat December 10, 2003
by Jared Bishop June 16, 2004
A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.
Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
by Jaodely Huars A Cuheordee November 03, 2008
Someone who believes they are above another person just because they have an abundance of muscles and think mainly about who they can rock next on their dick.
frat boys, meatheads, slugs, and bro's are all considered 'chode rockers'.
frat boys, meatheads, slugs, and bro's are all considered 'chode rockers'.
While i was waiting to get into the club, this total chode rocker pushed in front of me. He thought just because he had some hot skinny girl on his arm and bigger arms than me that he could take my place in line. Fuck those chode rockers.
by Paul Rabinowitz July 05, 2006
Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.
by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 10, 2011