how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Fit

Sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, attractive, hot af (as fuck), would definitely smash lol

Lily Starfire is fit af, she's the personification of a wet dream and I wish she'd dm me to hook up 😉

by DmMeToHookUp October 11, 2025

Fit

Sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, attractive, hot af (as fuck), would definitely smash lol

Lily Starfire is fit af, she's the personification of a wet dream and I wish she'd dm me to hook up 😉

by DmMeToHookUp October 11, 2025

FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

YOU MUST DO A PUSH-UP EVERY DAY OF FEBRUARY

BRO YOU READY FOR FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

by CHUCKLE PANTZZ November 1, 2025

Fit

1. Slang for a good looking person.

2. An outburst of rage or anger.

1. Yo he/she is fit

2. I know you want that is annoying but dont have a fit about it

by Definiety.com November 15, 2025

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

Dick Fit

When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.

“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”

by Reishnakov December 3, 2025