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If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app
Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!
by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021
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Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.
Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.
by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022
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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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Locust twitter

A twitter account that regularly posts conditional hypotheticals designed to elicit an emotional response and to get a rise out of people. It is a tactic for driving up engagement.
Ever since I muted a bunch of locust twitter accounts, my twitter experience has greatly improved.
by Mwaasi February 9, 2022
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Twitter

The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.
The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.
by Snot Box December 6, 2020
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Twitter

A place where everything is genders everyone you see either has a pfp of themself, anime pfp, anime/cartoon pfp with gender flags in the background.
everyone on twitter is an "expert" at everything they also get easily offended over anything.
if your a streamer or youtuber then watch out becuase if you say a word like "fuck" or "bastard" then dont be suprised if someone writes a whole wikipedia page about why that word is "historically" racist or sexist. (this usually happens to minecraft youtubers and streamers mostly part of the dream smp)
if you say anything good about republicans or Donald Trump then you might wanna consider writing a "last meal list" becuase your getting a fucking death sentence. (this can happen even if your a democrat too)
having an opinion might not sound pretty normal to you but on Twitter we can such a person a "mad lad"
becuase that guy is going to be cancelled and getting his house robbed.

the avarage twitter bio goes like this: Pansexual, BLM, Transgender, Translivesmatter, 14 years old :fireemoji:

anyways if you ever meet a person like this then you might wanna keep a distance
Alex: ngl i kinda lik-

some random person on twitter: SHUT UP RACIST AMERICAN :angryemoji:
by Funi guy ecs dee March 6, 2021
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Twitter person

Someone who shows qualities of twitter, such as ratio'ing or canceling.
"Look at this stupid twitter person trying to ratio a vtuber"
by AngryMadMan February 7, 2021
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