turd nugget

Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.

See also: Ashley

Ashley sure is a turd nugget.

by knowbodynos December 20, 2016

Turd lake

A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.

Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake

by Bobdidit December 4, 2018

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

Turd Whistle

A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.

"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"

by fartsupply August 6, 2018

turd curler

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.

“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”

by Revco3 February 21, 2019

morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received

I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.

by Dr Fred October 8, 2017