Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021
Get the Crown Townmug. The New Town of Edinburgh is 1 square mile of exquisite Georgian Houses and apartments with grand communal gardens which together form a UNESCO world heritage site.
Populated by the upper-middle and upper classes of Scotland plus the the poshest of the English students at Edinburgh University, it is the northern bastion of the Sloane Ranger (sometimes known as a “Charlotte Ranger” after the grand square in the New Town).
Rahs can be found in The Little White Pig, The Wally Dug, Kays Bar, The Cumberland and Pickles. New Town kids are educated at Fettes College, Eton College and other top British public schools.
Populated by the upper-middle and upper classes of Scotland plus the the poshest of the English students at Edinburgh University, it is the northern bastion of the Sloane Ranger (sometimes known as a “Charlotte Ranger” after the grand square in the New Town).
Rahs can be found in The Little White Pig, The Wally Dug, Kays Bar, The Cumberland and Pickles. New Town kids are educated at Fettes College, Eton College and other top British public schools.
Scotland is a ghastly place full of chippie jocks and weegies, the only glimmer of civilisation is the New Town.
by UrbaneUrban February 8, 2020
Get the The New Townmug. by HummusIsHome July 14, 2022
Get the Hummus Townmug. by brianjune November 9, 2019
Get the Cheesy Townmug. by quandale dingle IV April 4, 2022
Get the tiggle townmug. To have gone/went brown town means to follow through (Poo yourself) either voluntarily or involuntarily
by Plum sickle September 4, 2021
Get the Brown Townmug. The laughingstock of the group.
Shreeto: *Exists*
Person 1: HAHAHA LOOK ITS SHREETO
Person 2: what's so funny? she is just walking around
Person 1: ... Don't you know she is the Town Oaf?
Person 2: oh... HAHAHA LOOK AT HER HAHAHAHA
Person 1: HAHAHA LOOK ITS SHREETO
Person 2: what's so funny? she is just walking around
Person 1: ... Don't you know she is the Town Oaf?
Person 2: oh... HAHAHA LOOK AT HER HAHAHAHA
by Radiotrophic Gint August 1, 2022
Get the Town Oafmug.