fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.
by January 18, 2025
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fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.
by January 18, 2025
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shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert
Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!
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11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness
I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle
by YogiBear July 25, 2012
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devil shuffle

When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...
by Big Dog the Pirate October 19, 2023
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Brady Bunch Shuffle

When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.
"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."
by VisitorNY February 14, 2021
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Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
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