fart camo

the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.

*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 15, 2010

piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

fart cushion

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.

"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."

by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009

fart sick

When you have to fart continuously all day

John: Dude, Mike, this is your 1 millionth fart today, wtf is up with you????

Mike: Ya i went to the doctor, he said i have Fart Sick.

by ebraman809 April 19, 2009

pickle fart

the disgusting, but yet somewhat endearing, smell of flatulence after consuming 1 or more pickles in rapid succession.

"Oh come on, who pickle farted in here? It's everywhere."

by desperadopicklefarter September 14, 2011

fart in the wind

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

reverse fart

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.

(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.

by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010