This is when a woman has unprotected anal sex with a man (that she doesn't know)and then he ejaculates on her face.
Jill met Jack on a cruise and that same night they were having unprotected anal sex and just as he was about to come he pulled out and ejaculated all over her face. Jill received a Taladega shower.
by soodamnjuicy July 5, 2011
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Get the PM Showers mug.The act of taking a shower with or next to your roommate or close friend while drinking an alcoholic beverage of high potency. Works best when in a dormitory shower. Warning: this may cause one to go to hell.
by Laura and Sarah " Sappa" December 3, 2007
Get the liquor shower mug.The Goon Shower is the act of having a wine cask above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time. Goon is often spilt onto ones hair, face and clothes, thus it is a 'shower'. A goon shower is a party game similar to goon of fortune.
Having a bag of cheap wine squirted over an individual, resulting in them essentially having a shower of goon (thus the term Goon Shower has now become common place) as opposed to the traditional water.
by Paul Turner December 8, 2007
Get the Goon Shower mug.A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015
Get the bum shower mug.A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Spring Shower mug.The act of urinating on another person for sexual excitement/pleasure.
Often derived from a fetish of peeing, especially from the sight of peeing or the sound of peeing or peeing on other people, or getting peed on, etc.
Often derived from a fetish of peeing, especially from the sight of peeing or the sound of peeing or peeing on other people, or getting peed on, etc.
Dude #1: Dude, Jenny gave me the golden shower of life on Saturday night.
Dude #2: I bet you were drunk as shit.
Dude #1: No no no, we were sober but definitely horny. Couldn't resist it. It was life, bro.
Dude #2: I bet you were drunk as shit.
Dude #1: No no no, we were sober but definitely horny. Couldn't resist it. It was life, bro.
by whats_yo_name_pussycat March 5, 2018
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