Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact

Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby

by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018

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evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

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Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

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World-Class Footballer

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.

THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.

by Footy Geek September 8, 2021

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Football

Xanax

Got these footballs on deck. HMU

by GoGators! September 10, 2018

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Normal chill people who get a bad rep from retarded mivie and shows from 2006. Liek actually. Its 2025, not all football players are bullies. Actually 90% of football palyers are really nice, except for the quarter back sometimes. Thats basically it.

Football player are cool.(espically offensive linemen)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

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