An alcoholic party drink made from one shot of tequila and one shot of V8 (tomato juice). The tequila shot is swallowed and quickly thereafter the V8 shot is swallowed. The taste of the tequila becomes neutralized by the V8, and the party goer is left with neither alcohol or tomateo taste in their mouth.
by Neif December 13, 2004
Get the bloody donkeymug. I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
by FireBoyX August 11, 2010
Get the Sea Donkeymug. Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016
Get the Donkey Punchmug. by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by JimCransenFord September 13, 2021
Get the Chonky Donkeymug. Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by Ndough20 August 13, 2016
Get the Trailer donkeymug.