The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.

I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.

by Callbee July 9, 2022

real cute

When she thinks you’re very attractive

“Awww Shes real cute”

by Kidd22 October 20, 2021

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Real Jackson

Lazy as fuck, hates PE, GOD at Fortnite, son of Cynical.

"REAL Jackson is lazy AS FUCK!"
-My PE teacher

by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019

the real stranger

when you bend a girl over a window ceil (so her head is out of the window). you do the switcharoo with a friend then leave. go outside and wave to her so she she can see you thru the window

hey man watch this we gave her the real stranger. She thinks I'm fucking her and I'm gonna wave too her!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

The real jamal

A very sexy black man with a big black 13 inch dick with waves and go to Woodlawn Middle School that all the girls want and have a cousin name tony

That sexy drop of chocolate who is that

Oh that the real Jamal

by Why the fuck you wanna know May 5, 2018