Tear My Zorch

When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.

Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”

Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”

by Joe-Joeeee January 10, 2023

TEAMSELENA

If you believe that Hailey Beiber was harassing Selena Gomez about brows and that Hailey Beiber is a copycat. A Selena stan.

i am so TeamSelena Hailey Beiber is the biggest troll.

by i have opinions March 10, 2023

Tearan

A glorious man who is a God walking amoung mortals, he is the best friend anyone could ask for, can be weird in a good way, he is the God of Jokes, the best guy to have around

Bro, you're a Tearan

by 406 Weird Man March 28, 2023

Apache Tear

A gem associated with truth and insecurities.

Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.

by TeaMun March 12, 2017

bicep tear

When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn

Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now

by Cakeeater123 February 21, 2018

Chloes teams

A random team made by Chloe in Texas to defend themselves against bad people

“Ay piers chloes teams are cool”
“Ikr”

by Chloes teams 111 September 10, 2021

Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.

Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!

by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021