tangaman

Tonight, I was having a dream. About a night in the south of madrid. And my eyes just couldn't believe. When he took off his clothes and screeeeamammeeddddd.

I'm your Tangaman, I'm your Tangaman, go and tell your husband that we're gonna have some fun.
You're my Tangaman, You're my Tangaman, your innie-weinie-string-bikini makes me wanna 😱.

tangaman by aronchupa January 15, 2024

tangalog 

/tanga•log/

(noun) A Filipino with Tagalog speaking language who lives typically in Luzon island, Philippines mainly Metro Manila known for being stupid at any things.

—tanga means stupid, log from the word Tagalog.

—origin: those who lives near a riverbank.

1. So many tangalogs on the internet.

tangalog by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Tanay 

a really hot guy who plays table tennis, when he is playing table tennis, all the girls and the boys crowd around him to say how hot he is

Tanay: Hits the ball

Crowd: Omg Tanay you are so hot

Tanay by alvinthegyatmunk October 14, 2024

Tangent Trap 

When an offhand comment said during conversation has danger of derailing the whole thing into talking about an entirely different topic.

Usually controversial, lures you in like bait then diverts your attention. It gets worse in group discussions.

Desmond: “So Eastside college is better because you get to choose what you wanna do of your own free will”

Isaac: “But what is ‘free will’ really? Does anyone really have it?”

Michael: “I dunno if you think about how we make decisions, they could already be determined by subconscious out of our control”

Desmond: “True, just because you feel like you’re choosing-”

Adé: “-NO! STOP! Don’t fall for the Tangent Trap! We were talking about good colleges.”

Desmond: “Oh yeah! I forgot”

Tangent Trap by PityOnlyFools October 16, 2024

Tangbanger 

Originates from the orange version of the drink Tang. This term is used to describe mindless followers who don't pay close attention to the world around them, except to poke their heads out to get banged by the 45th and 47th President.

I don't think Tangbangers know how tariffs work, they only thinks the 47th president with solve them.

Tangbanger by SPFre December 1, 2024

tangentwings331 

A sad and lonely person with glasses, often times plays Fortnite, dont be Tangentwings331

Yo dude its tangentwings331, i bet he’s lonely

tangentwings331 by deztroyed December 2, 2024

tangarorang 

A family of extremely sexually gifted people. They are known for their small stature and witty responses while also being exceptionally good at geometry dash.

Person 1: Tangarorang is really good at geometry dash.

Person 2: Yeah, he beat nine circles.

tangarorang by IHaveAPetMango February 9, 2024