Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.

Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.

by steaz with ease November 17, 2011

sweaterish

Being an individual wearing a sweater in their own household. To be in the act of wearing a sweater.

Guy 1: Did you see that chick on cam?
Guy 2: Yeah she was acting so sweaterishly

by ZCas December 10, 2011

Sweaterguy

A Douche that wears skinny jeans and argyle sweaters. Loner at parties. Attempts to deceive straight, hot girls into thinking he is gay so that they will not be threatened buy him. Solicits their feedback on sweaters. Offers a shoulder to cry on and a ride home. Invariably slips roofie into subject's drink and takes them back to their mom's basement to violate them.

Did you hear about Jessica? She broke up with Billy and woke up in Sweaterguy's (aka John) mom's basement the next morning.

by NOT_a_Sweaterguy August 1, 2012

Sweaterchest

A torso covered with thick enough hair that it could be mistaken for a sweater. In extreme cases, may be an extension of the neckbeard.

Robin Williams: total sweaterchest!

by mollusc November 27, 2012

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.

Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!

by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015