Sweaterguy

A Douche that wears skinny jeans and argyle sweaters. Loner at parties. Attempts to deceive straight, hot girls into thinking he is gay so that they will not be threatened buy him. Solicits their feedback on sweaters. Offers a shoulder to cry on and a ride home. Invariably slips roofie into subject's drink and takes them back to their mom's basement to violate them.

Did you hear about Jessica? She broke up with Billy and woke up in Sweaterguy's (aka John) mom's basement the next morning.

by NOT_a_Sweaterguy August 1, 2012

sweatergawd

A word that has the same meaning as "swear to god" but spelled differently for personal reasons.

Dartrell: "Bro I'm fixing to get some head on Saturday!"

Chris: "Sweatergawd!"

by febrese clean April 7, 2016

sweatergasm

N: the feeling that one gets when they put on a warm sweater on a cold day

When she put her sweater on she had a major sweatergasm!

by bobert337 December 11, 2011

SweaterGxd

He is a 5'2 300lb illegal twitch streamer who lives off his grandma in California. SweaterGxd is also short for (La Rana Maxima); In english (The Big Frog).

Bro slow down! The food isn't going anywhere SweaterGxd!
Bro you get no bitches! You a SweaterGxd!

by BigBawlz February 5, 2022

sweaterfucker

1-n.Male or female person who is turned on by a well-filled cashmere or merino sweater, and uses his or her sweater during sex to arouse the sex organs and tease the other partner, and even may masturbate to climax on such sweater, if the person who owns it is or isn't present.

2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.

If I could get Don to buy it for you, Susan, that cashmere could help you become a horny sweaterfucker.

by Bill Black December 9, 2008

speakerguy

One who spends too much time on linux and listens to too much black metal, especially such a one who practices acts of anarchtical chaos and exhibits megalomaniac traits in real life.

Don't be a speakerguy, get off Kazaa >:O

by cheesepie.net January 7, 2004

striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)

go talk to your man striped sweater guy

by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017