Sweaterguy

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A Douche that wears skinny jeans and argyle sweaters. Loner at parties. Attempts to deceive straight, hot girls into thinking he is gay so that they will not be threatened buy him. Solicits their feedback on sweaters. Offers a shoulder to cry on and a ride home. Invariably slips roofie into subject's drink and takes them back to their mom's basement to violate them.

Did you hear about Jessica? She broke up with Billy and woke up in Sweaterguy's (aka John) mom's basement the next morning.

Sweaterguy by NOT_a_Sweaterguy August 1, 2012

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sweatergawd

A word that has the same meaning as "swear to god" but spelled differently for personal reasons.

Dartrell: "Bro I'm fixing to get some head on Saturday!"

Chris: "Sweatergawd!"

sweatergawd by febrese clean April 7, 2016

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Sweaterguy • striped sweater guy • Sweater Gays • speakerguy • sweatergawd • sweaterfucker • sweatergasm • sweatergrande • SweaterGxd • Sweater Puppies

sweatergasm

N: the feeling that one gets when they put on a warm sweater on a cold day

When she put her sweater on she had a major sweatergasm!

sweatergasm by bobert337 December 11, 2011

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SweaterGxd

He is a 5'2 300lb illegal twitch streamer who lives off his grandma in California. SweaterGxd is also short for (La Rana Maxima); In english (The Big Frog).

Bro slow down! The food isn't going anywhere SweaterGxd!
Bro you get no bitches! You a SweaterGxd!

SweaterGxd by BigBawlz February 5, 2022

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sweaterfucker

1-n.Male or female person who is turned on by a well-filled cashmere or merino sweater, and uses his or her sweater during sex to arouse the sex organs and tease the other partner, and even may masturbate to climax on such sweater, if the person who owns it is or isn't present.

2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.

If I could get Don to buy it for you, Susan, that cashmere could help you become a horny sweaterfucker.

sweaterfucker by Bill Black December 9, 2008

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speakerguy

One who spends too much time on linux and listens to too much black metal, especially such a one who practices acts of anarchtical chaos and exhibits megalomaniac traits in real life.

Don't be a speakerguy, get off Kazaa >:O

speakerguy by cheesepie.net January 7, 2004

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striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)

go talk to your man striped sweater guy

striped sweater guy by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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