Stalkward

When something is equally awkward and stalky. Commonly used when someone is caught liking old Facebook pictures.

"It was totally stalkward when Alex called me late last night."

by Leshalooloo November 11, 2013

Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016

Stalker

LayLay

Laylay is a Cardi B stalker, calling her phone and stuff.

by Me right here in the front sea August 11, 2019

Stalker walker

A stalker who’s a walker, pretty easy to understand

Ohs no’s a creepy stalker walker

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Shade Stalk

Japanese word for penis (陰茎,) translated literally.

Fred has a huge Shade Stalk!

by Crypt Skiddie October 19, 2005

bloody stalk

stalking someone with the intention of fatal harm

i'm on the bloody stalk, puttin' suckers in the chalk

by hoodlumus April 26, 2007

coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009