sploot

the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus April 12, 2006

banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank May 13, 2006

split

polite way of saying "stuff" or "shit"

The biatch was all up in my face and split!

by girlH February 19, 2004

splitch

a tich of that and a splash of this

i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.

by the_chancellor January 14, 2009

split

split was a brand name of clothing people wore around 1993

you still wear split?

by Marvel Wonder September 6, 2003

Split End

When ones penis has "split".

"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"

by Cheesey the Monk May 13, 2005

lickety-split

when you sre riding skatebord and one foot comes off but your body keeps moving until your in split possition

ohh! shit you just got your sack fucked up on that lickety-split

by alex May 13, 2005