smarterchild

a very cool dude who wastes his life away on forums

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by akary October 19, 2004

Smart Pig

Smart pig just likes your smart phone; Smart phone is an improvement of your phone and Smart pig is an improvement of pig. It happened since the last hundreds years ago, since the criminals arrived in Australia, there were no women, so they had sex with snakes. And finally created the crafty “Smart Pigs”

Smart Pig

by Love smart pig September 4, 2009

smartassinism

smart-ass-i-nis-mmmmm.......when someone knos there a smartass, or is one, or uses it allll thee timee....hahaha. tht is muy word i made this shit back offf yo....

no shit serlock.....u pantylickerr....yo y u gotta use "smartassinism" u looseer

by stephieeeee s....poopie September 4, 2009

Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

Smart Student

A student that submits assignments late but just in time to receive credit.

Period 3: Composition III-DE is full of "smart student(s)"

by msweeney October 11, 2011

Drinking Smart Chart

A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".

The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.

This is the Drinking Smart Chart

Example 12 beer a day drinker

Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3

by Lawrence Scott November 7, 2008

smart_bomb

The dick who made the lame scorpion joke that gets very old. A clueless fuck who didn't understand that he had so much respect, but when he realized that, his lame joke was not funny anymore.

smart_bomb: now i'm some kind of celebrity or something?

by G-P September 27, 2003